Top Ten Signs You're a Student at Faith

10. You've gotten up, showered, and put on a shirt and tie (or skirt) - all before 7am - only to find out it's a Saturday.

9. You've experienced that awkward moment when you are holding the door and then decide the next person is too far away for you to wait for them, so you let the door close.
8. Whether or not you need an item, if it's free, you take it.
7. You know how many lights are in the chapel area of the gym.
6. You've experienced that awkward moment when you ask someone a question just as they start praying for their food. You've also answered the question you were asked as you started praying for your food.
5. Caffeine no longer has an effect on your body. In fact, it may actually make you sleepier.
4. The second or third thought to go through your head when you notice that it's snowing is: "Maybe tomorrow will be a snow day!"
3. You've woken up, looked at the clock, and wondered whether it is 6:30 pm and you are waking up from a nap, or it's 6:30 am and it's time to get ready for class.
2. You've sprinted back to your dorm room, in dress clothes, because you have 30 minutes for a nap.
1. You've laid in bed, dog-tired, eyes wide open, unable to fall asleep because you are so excited about the nap you are trying to take.